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Oh dear god.

It scares me that people actually pay money to watch this. :O

Oh dear god.

It scares me that people actually pay money to watch this. :O

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Just tweaked my OKC profile.
I can honestly say I’ve never before summed myself up so perfectly in two sentences.

Just tweaked my OKC profile.

I can honestly say I’ve never before summed myself up so perfectly in two sentences.

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OH BOY!!!!! I FOUND MY MATCH!!!!!!!!

OH BOY!!!!! I FOUND MY MATCH!!!!!!!!

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Would you ever befriend tumblr users other than the ones you're friends with now?

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officialunitedstates:

everyone knows once you hit the 8 tumblr users friendship limit you are finished and cannot gain another without first destroying an old one

Sorry gwch, I’ve met someone cuter. Therefore, you’re officially dead to me now.

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ur a dumbass

Asked by Anonymous

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zellen420:

psychophancy:

Has anyone else ever taken a poop and then been, like, “Wow, that doesn’t smell like my poop, that totally smells like someone else’s poop”?

no but i have eaten food that turned it neon green when i was menstruating  and my first thought was “i just made Christmas”

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what do butterflies feel in their stomach when theyre in love?

Asked by Anonymous

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Also…

At least until I get tired of it, I think I’m going to respond to future anons using nothing but Ryan Stiles gifs.

Just because I can.

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I just saw someone who looked like a cross between Kristen Schaal and Kim Jong-Un.

I had no idea that was even possible. @_o

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Has anyone else ever taken a poop and then been, like, “Wow, that doesn’t smell like my poop, that totally smells like someone else’s poop”?

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So, you’re a philosopher? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I think very deeply, I think very deeply, I think very deeply I think, I think, I think very deeply, I think, I think very deeply…

So, you’re a philosopher? 
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 
I think very deeply, I think very deeply, I think very deeply 
I think, I think, I think very deeply, I think, I think very deeply…

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brook:

the onion is being way too real rn

It scares me that The Onion is becoming consistently more factually correct than the “legitimate” media.

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excUSE ME?! first of all, how DARE you

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